“All right," said Susan. "I'm not stupid. You're saying humans need... fantasies to make life bearable." REALLY? AS IF IT WAS SOME KIND OF PINK PILL? NO. HUMANS NEED FANTASY TO…

You may have been given a cactus, but you don't have to sit on it.

The food gymbros eat is like what you'd give to a pitbull on their birthday

Kubernetes is a great tool for doing complex things in a relatively reliable and consistent fashion. Many people don't realise that not doing complex things is also an option h…

Your mind isn't yours until you fight for it

The bread is poisoning us, and we can no longer afford the circus

Guys we made up numbers and then we couldn't figure everything about them!

Has it ever struck you that life is all memory, except for the one present moment that goes by you so quick you hardly catch it going?

Barriers for entry keeps people out, but hoops make for excellent jumpers

With the connective power of the internet, there are a lot more of THOSE people then there ever were before. I'm not singling anyone out by the way. I just mean the out-group is l…

I had a hole in my second favorite drinking arm, and the only way we were likely to get Fabiana back now was in installments.

I swallowed my fear; cold and scaly, it slithered down my chest

It had long since come to my attention that people of accomplishment rarely sat back and let things happen to them. They went out and happened to things.

Never doubt that a small group of thoughtful, committed citizens can change the world; indeed, it is the only thing that ever has.

It had to be me, someone else might have gotten it wrong.

Life, if well lived, is long enough

I understand there's a guy inside me who wants to lay in bed, smoke weed all day, and watch cartoons and old movies. My whole life is a series of stratagems to avoid, and outwit,…

"What happens to a wanderer?” Moses asked Neph. “Does he ever come home?” And Neph answered ruefully that wanderers were those who sought their home – not those who left it. The c…

There are no illegal thoughts

Evolution has no foresight. Complex machinery develops its own agendas. Brains — cheat. Feedback loops evolve to promote stable heartbeats and then stumble upon the temptation of …

My genes done gone and tricked my brain By making fucking feel so great That's how the little creeps attain Their plan to fuckin' replicate But brain's got tricks itself, you …

Not even the most heavily-armed police state can exert brute force to all of its citizens all of the time. Meme management is so much subtler; the rose-tinted refraction of percei…

Well,----me,” he said. “A----ing wizard. I hate----ing wizards!” “You shouldn’t----them, then,” muttered one of his henchmen, effortlessly pronouncing a row of dashes.

His philosophy was a mixture of three famous schools -- the Cynics, the Stoics and the Epicureans -- and summed up all three of them in his famous phrase, 'You can't trust any bug…

It's easy to condemn the "find out" when you ignore the "fuck around" that preceded it...

You had better behave or I'll wet your lips and stick you to the window

He wouldn’t give ya the steam off his piss

You wouldn't get up on them to get over a wall

You wouldn't ride them into battle/if they had pedals

If there was work in the bed, he’d sleep on the floor

If he fell down he'd be halfway home

If he were any longer, he'd be late.

Many in germany knew the war was lost when the Great Victories occured closer and closer to home.

... men hungering for love destroy everything lovable about them

The fact that propaganda is deemed not only necessary but a priority by the controller class tells you how powerful you actually are

Beauty often seduces us on the road to truth.

Which came first, the music or the misery?

If you got nothing to hide... why are you picking your nose?

That cat in the box... it's dead. Cause YOU looked at it

And how is email finding you these days?

when you have an nft........... you can look at it

The great thing about ironic detachment is that you can pull the plug and call it a joke at any time ;D

Creation requires cooperation. I wish that was taught in schools. Rather than 'follow your heart, but do it quietly'

The dad joke. That's just a term for when you outgrow saying edgy shit to your friends and embrace your final phase as a human... an absolute cheeseball who takes *delight* in che…

Magic is real, and you're a wizard. I believe that. And I believe in you. Now go get that drill and drill 65 holes into your wall at random

The hate watch is perverse. You don't even need to think about it. It just is. Your attention is your world. So stop paying attention to bad things. You're making a bad world for …

Ideas that don't work are just as valuable to the human knowledge base as ideas that do. How many bad ideas have you had today? I've had 12. Keep it up!

Dawg I can miltytask will two monters.

The perfect dictatorship would have the appearance of democracy, a prison without walls in which the prisoners would not even dream of escaping. It would essentially be a system o…

I'll never get over the fact that all you people are just me with the details changed around. I don't really care for it. You know when I go outside, I expect to be treated a cert…