Guys we made up numbers and then we couldn't figure everything about them!

Barriers for entry keeps people out, but hoops make for excellent jumpers

With the connective power of the internet, there are a lot more of THOSE people then there ever were before. I'm not singling anyone out by the way. I just mean the out-group is l…

Which came first, the music or the misery?

If you got nothing to hide... why are you picking your nose?

That cat in the box... it's dead. Cause YOU looked at it

And how is email finding you these days?

when you have an nft........... you can look at it

The great thing about ironic detachment is that you can pull the plug and call it a joke at any time ;D

Creation requires cooperation. I wish that was taught in schools. Rather than 'follow your heart, but do it quietly'

The dad joke. That's just a term for when you outgrow saying edgy shit to your friends and embrace your final phase as a human... an absolute cheeseball who takes *delight* in che…

Magic is real, and you're a wizard. I believe that. And I believe in you. Now go get that drill and drill 65 holes into your wall at random

The hate watch is perverse. You don't even need to think about it. It just is. Your attention is your world. So stop paying attention to bad things. You're making a bad world for …

Ideas that don't work are just as valuable to the human knowledge base as ideas that do. How many bad ideas have you had today? I've had 12. Keep it up!

They're giving us slop because we're accepting slop. It's a race to see who can fall asleep with their phone in their hand first. It doesn't matter who sees the ads, it only matte…

If you resist change because you like the way things are, but others embrace change, where does that leave you? unchanged and behind. is that a good place to be?