You may have been given a cactus, but you don't have to sit on it.

The food gymbros eat is like what you'd give to a pitbull on their birthday

The bread is poisoning us, and we can no longer afford the circus

You had better behave or I'll wet your lips and stick you to the window

He wouldn’t give ya the steam off his piss

You wouldn't get up on them to get over a wall

You wouldn't ride them into battle/if they had pedals

If there was work in the bed, he’d sleep on the floor

If he fell down he'd be halfway home

If he were any longer, he'd be late.

Many in germany knew the war was lost when the Great Victories occured closer and closer to home.

The fact that propaganda is deemed not only necessary but a priority by the controller class tells you how powerful you actually are

Dawg I can miltytask will two monters.

The market does not reward understanding, it rewards utility

If brains were dynamite, some people wouldn't have enough to blow their nose.

As a climber, I believe in safety first. That's why not only do I never climb, I maintain a poor fitness and skill level to ensure that I never get tempted to climb

You saved me from starvation!

If you step on a cockroach you're a hero, if you crush a butterfly you're a monster. Morality has an aesthetic factor

You'd get dumped by an AI girlfriend

Life was never supposed to be aware of Death.

It is generally an attractive property of food to not be on the Mohs scale

Neurons that fire together, wire together

If you want to clean out a haunted mansion you need a Luigi

I asked ChatGPT if I was developing cyberpsychosis and it told me that I'm too smart for that