You had better behave or I'll wet your lips and stick you to the window

He wouldn’t give ya the steam off his piss

You wouldn't get up on them to get over a wall

You wouldn't ride them into battle/if they had pedals

If there was work in the bed, he’d sleep on the floor

If he fell down he'd be halfway home

If he were any longer, he'd be late.

I'll never get over the fact that all you people are just me with the details changed around. I don't really care for it. You know when I go outside, I expect to be treated a cert…

If brains were dynamite, some people wouldn't have enough to blow their nose.

You'd get dumped by an AI girlfriend